Girlfriend in a Coma
I know, is serious. Ah, whatever happend to Morrissey? I think he was always a freak, but we didn’t care because he had a nice voice and big, wavy hair. Can’t ever hold too mucha gainst someone with a nice voice and big, wavy hair. Here’s what I think Morrissey would do today if he had a girlfriend in a coma: he’d pull out an Amazon Kindle 2 and read. Not just a plain, boring one either, but one decked out in Kindle accessories. Because Morrissey’s just that kind of a heartless bastard, he is. His girlfriend would be in a hospital bed, swathed in all kinds of bandages and with various limbs hanging in splints, and Morrissey would just read away. I don’t know what he’d be reading, though. Maybe Twilight. Maybe Good Housekeeping. Maybe Barely Legal.
